Juni 2012
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teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
person: air
me: wifi
Person: Hey are you ok?
Me: yeah just having a bad day
week
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life
existence
You Have Three Moods During Class:
theepichumor:
The, “Tf is this?”
The: “OMG I ACTUALLY GET IT!!!”
And the:
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and...
theepichumor:
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
theepichumor:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
When your parents start typing www
theepichumor:
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
theepichumor:
Bitch, control your child before I do.
