satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be crocs
satan: let there be twilight
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
trying to go to hogwarts. →
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
arlasheshi: “is this legal?!” Now its just like: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA MEEE :P
person: wait, you already knew that?
me: please. I have a tumblr.
That awkward moment when you say something really...
theepichumor: First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it? Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!! Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that you’re the only one with that url
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
glazedtwist: If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first
when i become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog